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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:02
Still no good
So they tried
Then came..
Colorado has now recorded 10 measles cases this year as airport outbreak grows - GazetteXtra
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
What is a promotion strategy in marketing?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Is the US forfeiting its Red Planet leadership to China's Mars Sample Return plan? - Space
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
No go.
No, not a chance